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Hope you stop by! :)
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Friday, June 8, 2007
WELL COLOR ME STUPID.
I had no idea that I could move my blog! Arlene, if you weren't 3000 miles away I'd hug you!
So, for any of you who have me bookmarked, I'm movin' on up!
I've been thinking about it for awhile now (maybe since like, week 3!) but in my head my only choices were start completely over and loose all my (incredibly hilarious) posts and all of your (even more hilarious) comments, which I could not bare to do or buy a domain and pay monthly dues. I wasn't quite willing to do that yet either, but that's the one I had been considering mostly.
But behold! Wordpress! I love you!
Here is my new site. And in case you didn't get that.... HERE it is again! Hee.
So, for any of you who have me bookmarked, I'm movin' on up!
I've been thinking about it for awhile now (maybe since like, week 3!) but in my head my only choices were start completely over and loose all my (incredibly hilarious) posts and all of your (even more hilarious) comments, which I could not bare to do or buy a domain and pay monthly dues. I wasn't quite willing to do that yet either, but that's the one I had been considering mostly.
But behold! Wordpress! I love you!
Here is my new site. And in case you didn't get that.... HERE it is again! Hee.
Thursday, June 7, 2007
I'VE OBVIOUSLY BEEN VERY BUSY.
Yesterday, I had to inform my husband, the computer genious, the car fixer-upper, the reader and understander of technical manuals, what the slang phrase "Muffin Top" means. He thought it meant (oh God) a girl with a small rack. Like about the size of actual muffin tops. I am not yet over the shame.
Anyway, over the course of me explaining, my brain (which works in mysterious ways) came up with a new slang term. So, you know how when you see a girl with pants on that are 2 sizes too small and a belly shirt, it's called "muffin top"....but what about when you see a guy with that gut hanging over his belt buckle? This is where my new phrase comes into play!
Girl with gut = Muffin Top
Guy with gut = Cupcake Top
*pause for inevitable laughter*
See...and here's how I came up with that...when a girl has a muffin top, it's pretty uniform, right? Like, on both sides and in the front (can I believe I'm talking about this? Um, actually, yeah! I can.), and when I bake muffins, they generally come out pretty uniform too. On the other hand, when I bake cupcakes, they always come out lopsided! Like a guy's gut! You know how you see a man from behind and they look totally normal and maybe even a little bit in shape and then they turn around and there it is! Six months pregnant!
So who's with me? Let's put "cupcake top" on the map! LOL
And also, I feel compelled to inform y'all that earlier, I ate a piece of Quaker granola bar off the floor. To my credit, I had only dropped it about a second earlier and I did blow on it. What? You know germs jump off at the first sign of a breeze. Oh you didn't? It's totally true. Really. It is. Stop looking at me that way.
Oh whatever.
I'm off to go sit in the freezer. It's damn hot in here.
Anyway, over the course of me explaining, my brain (which works in mysterious ways) came up with a new slang term. So, you know how when you see a girl with pants on that are 2 sizes too small and a belly shirt, it's called "muffin top"....but what about when you see a guy with that gut hanging over his belt buckle? This is where my new phrase comes into play!
Girl with gut = Muffin Top
Guy with gut = Cupcake Top
*pause for inevitable laughter*
See...and here's how I came up with that...when a girl has a muffin top, it's pretty uniform, right? Like, on both sides and in the front (can I believe I'm talking about this? Um, actually, yeah! I can.), and when I bake muffins, they generally come out pretty uniform too. On the other hand, when I bake cupcakes, they always come out lopsided! Like a guy's gut! You know how you see a man from behind and they look totally normal and maybe even a little bit in shape and then they turn around and there it is! Six months pregnant!
So who's with me? Let's put "cupcake top" on the map! LOL
And also, I feel compelled to inform y'all that earlier, I ate a piece of Quaker granola bar off the floor. To my credit, I had only dropped it about a second earlier and I did blow on it. What? You know germs jump off at the first sign of a breeze. Oh you didn't? It's totally true. Really. It is. Stop looking at me that way.
Oh whatever.
I'm off to go sit in the freezer. It's damn hot in here.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Mah Kitteh Iz Fay-Mus!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/05/i-has-a-bag/
Winston (Cathill...LOL) iz Fay-Mus!
(he's the grey one!)
Check it out, Dudes!
Winston says:
Winston (Cathill...LOL) iz Fay-Mus!
(he's the grey one!)
Check it out, Dudes!
Winston says:
Monday, June 4, 2007
Manic Monday - 6/4
Seeing as how I'm trying to get back into the swing of things here, Manic Monday is back! Woo! This week, Lisa has choosen these questions:
1. How do you learn best? Watch and learn? Participation? Reading directions or technical manuals?
2. Is one of your senses more highly developed than another? If so, which one?
3. Summer is almost upon us here in the northern hemisphere. What says summer to you?
...and these would be my answers!
1. How do you learn best? Watch and learn? Participation? Reading directions or technical manuals?
I definitely learn better by watching. My husband drives me crazy though, he can read a manual (computer, car, etc) and know exactly what to do, how to do it, and he remembers it all. That drives me nuts.
2. Is one of your senses more highly developed than another? If so, which one?
My hearing, I think. When I was younger and still taking piano lessons, my mom (who smoked at the time, not anymore! Yippee!) would be in the kitchen and I would be in the living room practicing the piano and I could hear her light a cigarette while I was playing. I think it freaked her out a little! I'd stop playing and yell "Put that out!". LOL
3. Summer is almost upon us here in the northern hemisphere. What says summer to you?
Hmm. Summer says flip flops, beach towels, the smell of sunscreen and chlorine, and driving around with the windows down. These are just the random things that pop into my head when I think "Summer".
There you have it!
Did you play? :)
1. How do you learn best? Watch and learn? Participation? Reading directions or technical manuals?
2. Is one of your senses more highly developed than another? If so, which one?
3. Summer is almost upon us here in the northern hemisphere. What says summer to you?
...and these would be my answers!
1. How do you learn best? Watch and learn? Participation? Reading directions or technical manuals?
I definitely learn better by watching. My husband drives me crazy though, he can read a manual (computer, car, etc) and know exactly what to do, how to do it, and he remembers it all. That drives me nuts.
2. Is one of your senses more highly developed than another? If so, which one?
My hearing, I think. When I was younger and still taking piano lessons, my mom (who smoked at the time, not anymore! Yippee!) would be in the kitchen and I would be in the living room practicing the piano and I could hear her light a cigarette while I was playing. I think it freaked her out a little! I'd stop playing and yell "Put that out!". LOL
3. Summer is almost upon us here in the northern hemisphere. What says summer to you?
Hmm. Summer says flip flops, beach towels, the smell of sunscreen and chlorine, and driving around with the windows down. These are just the random things that pop into my head when I think "Summer".
There you have it!
Did you play? :)
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