Well, I think I've done it. Now, give it a chance before you go and judge. I was trying to come up with something that fit him, which is where I went wrong. Last night, while not sleeping, again, I decided to try and come up with something. Anything. At. All.
So here's what I've got. I'm mouse, Miss Mouse, if you feel you need to be proper and give me the respect I so rightfully deserve. So. What kind of goes with mouse? Yes! That's right. Rat!
Stop looking at me that way.
Not nasty, glowy-eyed, sewer-dwelling, nuclear waste-eating rat. I mean sweet, cute, fuzzy, chubby, mouth full of food, kind of rat. Like at PetsMart! Or like Steve McQueen on House!

Speaking of things that fill me with warm fuzzies......

Bah.
Back to things that are shiney and pretty and fill me with warm fuzzies.

On a completely unrealted note, has anyone tried the South Beach Diet? I'm starting tomorrow. So of course, tonight, I had pasta. Hee. Had to get my fix, man!
So I'm still waiting on a call from Rat to tell me to come pick him up from work, since he went in again this evening for some thingamajig or other. Don't tell him , but I totally don't really get what he does at all. It's computer mumbojumbo. He can fix anything! (of course, that's only after he breaks it...but still! Fix! Good!) He's so smart. I feel slightly stupid around him sometimes, although I'm sure I know tons of stuff that he doesn't. Like train a horse! Can he train a horse?! No! Didn't think so. Thankyouverymuch. Oh, but if you NEED a horse trained, I'm totally you're girl. Really. In North Carolina? Have a pretty horse you need trained that you're willing to pay me tons and tons of money for? Me! Pick me! OH OH OH!!! *Horshack impression* Seriously though, I taught my horse to lay down. Lay. Down. With me still on his back. Totally felt like a camel! Weird.
Enough advertising. Love me people! Love me! Think I'm cute and pretty! I'll cry. I swear I will.
Meh.
Here.

Here is picture of cute, fuzzy, adorable, squishy, Winston kitty. He always props one leg out like that. Is that weird?
Awww....he's just so cute and tubby! And his teensy weensy wittle kitty feet?! I think I might just cry!
Must go medicate self.
2 comments:
Oh dude. A bootprint in your car? Laaaame! I have come to notice that mechanics only tend to use those plastic mats they're supposed to put down to cover your interior, if your car is brand new and under warranty.
Good luck on South Beach. Haven't tried that one!
Yeah. Totally lame. And they've always put one of those thick paper mat-thingys down before (normally they just leave them there for me to dispose of just as soon as I can get my seat back to where I had it before when it was just perfect but apparently the only person available to move my car the 16 feet to the parking lot was 4 feet tall), and my Jeep is under warranty. It's a 2005.
The people at this dealership are such slackers.
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