Wednesday, March 28, 2007

March Shall Hereby Be Removed From My Calendar

Dear March,

You have been a shitty month. You suck. Please end.

That is all.


Well. Now that we've gotten that out of the way.

Due to the fact that I have to go to ANOTHER funeral tomorrow, Things on the Road Thursday has been moved up a few hours this week. I was going to just say "screw it", but since I skipped last week too, I just couldn't do that without feeling like I was blowing something off and I hate that feeling.


Things on the Road Thursday!!! Finally!


*deep breath*


Seriously. I can't be the only one who snickers whenever they see one of these. I can't. Can I? Really? C'mon. I won't tell. I swear. You know you giggle. Just a little. Maybe not full blown hysterical laughter like me, but you KNOW it's funny!

And there you have it gentlefolk. Now I have to go look up a map that will hopefully clearify directions that my dad gave me earlier. Just a note. Random words mixed with "uh" and long pauses do not make good directions. Pass it on.


Arlene said...

I love it when people say things like "You'll turn by the big Oak Tree. You can't miss it." And there are like 54!! Hope you find it ok!
And, I'm sorry you have another funeral :-(
I agree that March has pretty much been shit. Um, we should have skipped it a few weeks ago!

susan said...

Well, March is nearly over so a turn of good luck is headed your way.

I don't think I've ever seen a sign like yours. I have to admit, it's kinda funny. :)

Hyman said...

My hump, my hump, my lovley lady hump!

I giggled then broke into song!

Beth said...

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass? All that ass inside those jeans?

For next week's "Things Found on the Road Thursday," check out the Glenwood Avenue exit off of Wade Ave. There's a new sign. Cardboard. It's amazing.

barnmouse said...

beth - I have that song stuck in my head. My hubby is wondering just what in the world is wrong with me. hee! fun! Also, I will have to check out that sign! On the way to the funeral Thursday there were 2 upside down signs on 117. My camera was on the floor, so oh well. I will definitely check out the cardboard one though, camera-in-hand!